1. The answering machine is broken
this is the refrigerator....

2. We are the borg.. resistance is futile...

3. Nuclear Missile Storage Facility...

4. Please don't be a creep...

5. Answering Machine Broadcast System Test...

6. We can not come to the phone right now...

7. Hi. Now you say something...

8. I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone...

9. Message to end telemarketer calls...

10. Answer the phone please, Hal...

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