Here are some funny answering machine messages to download and record to your answering machine.
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911
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Thank you for calling 911 our offices are closed because everyone is at the donut shop.....
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911.wav (130k)
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Helloooo..
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Hello...helloo... hellooooo........
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Hello.wav (88k)
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Hellooo #2
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Hello..hello.... I'm not home at the moment so.....
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Hellojokester (108k)
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Crabby
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So you decided to give us a call, well we're not here......
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Crabby.wav(128k)
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Da Da Da ...
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Da da da, uh huh, uh huh,uh huh.. as you can see we're not at home... (musical)
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Da Da Da.wav (168k)
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Spock
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Greetings, this is science officer spock, currently there are no life forms avalable to take your call ....
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Spock.wav (176k)
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Austin Powers
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No one's home baby, leave a message....
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AustinP.wav (156k)
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Monty Python
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You have reached the monty python silly voices preservation society ......
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Sillyvoice.wav (68k)
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Captain Picard
(Star Trek)
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This is captain picard of the starship enterprise.....
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Trek.wav (168k)
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Singing Message
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An upbeat singing message.
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Message.wav (80k)
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Spooky
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I'm sorry but the master of the house is tied up right now ....
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Spooky.wav (172k)
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Formal Message
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Good day the party at this residence is unavalable ......
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Formal.wav (136k)
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Humphrey Bogart
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Of all the answering machines in the world you had to call mine.....
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Bogart.wav (80k)
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