Record these messages to your own answering machine 10 new messages spoken in different computer voices.
1. The answering machine is broken this is the refrigerator....
2. We are the borg.. resistance is futile...
3. Nuclear Missile Storage Facility...
4. Please don't be a creep...
5. Answering Machine Broadcast System Test...
6. We can not come to the phone right now...
7. Hi. Now you say something...
8. I'll send 30,000 volts through your phone...
9. Message to end telemarketer calls...
10. Answer the phone please, Hal...
Go to the classic answering machine messages Mr Spock - Austin Powers - Star Trek Spooky - Captain Picard - Monty Python
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