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			How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".

	Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

	Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.

	Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.

Christmas is the time when

people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses,

you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus

or General Electric.

Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred

Christmas lights on the roof of a house?

The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down

the chimney before SantaClaus does.

	T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care. They'd been worn all week and needed the air.